droozy

A combination of drowsy and woozy. Dizzy, incapacitated, light-headed. Feeling of sleeplessness where body is moving but not falling asleep yet.

I'm so droozy I can't do my homework and this tea isn't helping.

by Patrick R August 8, 2005

jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali August 11, 2008

doodyhead

a really mean person

"michelle is such a doodyhead"

by duntt August 28, 2007

doodybound

A play on the term "duty bound", doodybound specifically refers to when one is suffering from diahrrea. More accurately it is ones duty to visit the toilet.

"Hey, i'm sorry, but i'm doodybound, I'll catch you later!"

by dallo October 2, 2007

doody

shit, caca, feces

by Anonymous November 14, 2002

Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.

Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 7, 2018

Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"

by daddyducker September 4, 2011