An amount of alcoholic drinks that is usually more than 5. Often higher than 10. But never less than 3.
“Would you like to come over tonight, I have beer?”
“Yes, but I can only have one drink, I have to work in the morning”
*next morning*
“What happened last night? I woke up on my bathroom floor with no clothes on, my kitchen looks like a war zone and my front door was open and my dog is gone”
“Yes, but I can only have one drink, I have to work in the morning”
*next morning*
“What happened last night? I woke up on my bathroom floor with no clothes on, my kitchen looks like a war zone and my front door was open and my dog is gone”
by Jenrox May 24, 2018
Get the one drink mug.When you have only one drink and it makes you super tired so you have to continue drinking or else you'll fall asleep.
Smith: "What's wrong with you? You look exhausted?"
Lisa: "Ugh one drink syndrome!"
Smith: "Better start drinking more"
Lisa: "Ugh one drink syndrome!"
Smith: "Better start drinking more"
by JsnLvr May 11, 2010
Get the one drink syndrome mug.by ONEDRINKDRUNK July 4, 2016
Get the One drink drunk mug.It was Friday night and I was feelin' aight (Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henney wit da Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights, no police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' fo' a freak,
To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to da spot, 26's like bam!
Eyes on me like "Bitch, do you see him?"
Stroll through the front door, headed to the VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin' out da room and what do I see?
A nice round butt and a pair of double D's,
So I crept up like "Shawty, what's happen'n?
You kilin' dat dress and I love it wit' a passion,"
Den she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap tooth and mean overbite,
But I was like hmm...
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.
Woke up da next mornin' and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' da bartender,
Surrender to da woman, end up bringin' me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better every shot of Patron (Yep)
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up da homies (What up?)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the South side,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"
My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said "I know who you are, I'm your #1 fan,
And right now it's too bad I got a man,"
And I said "I understand, but where da hell is he at?
Cuz, in a minute if he don't show up then maaaaan....."
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.
Uh huh,
Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!
You gon' get in trouble wit yo' man, girl,
(Don't get in trouble, girl)
Talkin 'bout how you're my biggest fan, girl,
(I know it, I know it)
Now I don't wanna do,
(Please)
What you gon' make me do,
(Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!)
But... if I have one more drink...
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a buncha drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha,
Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da FLOOW,
Hikin' up yo' skirt, climbin' up yo' shirt,
It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygurl?
(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Just one mo')
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
(That's all it's gonna take)
If I take one more drink,
(Hey!)
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Haha, who else T-Pain?)
You too.
(Outro)
You hear what I'm sayin'?
People too picky these days, dammit!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement...
Deuces...
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henney wit da Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights, no police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' fo' a freak,
To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to da spot, 26's like bam!
Eyes on me like "Bitch, do you see him?"
Stroll through the front door, headed to the VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin' out da room and what do I see?
A nice round butt and a pair of double D's,
So I crept up like "Shawty, what's happen'n?
You kilin' dat dress and I love it wit' a passion,"
Den she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap tooth and mean overbite,
But I was like hmm...
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.
Woke up da next mornin' and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' da bartender,
Surrender to da woman, end up bringin' me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better every shot of Patron (Yep)
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up da homies (What up?)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the South side,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"
My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said "I know who you are, I'm your #1 fan,
And right now it's too bad I got a man,"
And I said "I understand, but where da hell is he at?
Cuz, in a minute if he don't show up then maaaaan....."
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.
Uh huh,
Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!
You gon' get in trouble wit yo' man, girl,
(Don't get in trouble, girl)
Talkin 'bout how you're my biggest fan, girl,
(I know it, I know it)
Now I don't wanna do,
(Please)
What you gon' make me do,
(Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!)
But... if I have one more drink...
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a buncha drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha,
Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da FLOOW,
Hikin' up yo' skirt, climbin' up yo' shirt,
It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygurl?
(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Just one mo')
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
(That's all it's gonna take)
If I take one more drink,
(Hey!)
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Haha, who else T-Pain?)
You too.
(Outro)
You hear what I'm sayin'?
People too picky these days, dammit!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement...
Deuces...
by T-Pain's biggest fan!!! January 17, 2009
Get the one more drink mug.So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.
He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.
by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010
Get the Choke on your tongue drunk mug.When you work at a pizza shop and become so drunk and high, you think your fuck buddy is an employee, while about to have sex you begin to tell them to get on make line and do prep while starting to pass out on the floor of your bathroom.
Girl: "Hey the bathrooms empty I am so horny"
FB: "Ok" *gets dragged in the batchroom
Girl: "I have had like 3 4lokos I am drunk as fuck"*lays back on bathroom floor
FB:*Lays down on top and starts making out*
Girl"MHMMMMM That feels great GET ON MAKE LINE THERES LIKE 3 DELIVERIES AND YOUR DOWN 4 PEOPLE GET TO WORK!"
FB: "WTF is that some kinna pizza sex code?"
Girl: "wtf no get to work"
In FB's head.... time to go.... this bitch is get on make line drunk
FB: "Ok" *gets dragged in the batchroom
Girl: "I have had like 3 4lokos I am drunk as fuck"*lays back on bathroom floor
FB:*Lays down on top and starts making out*
Girl"MHMMMMM That feels great GET ON MAKE LINE THERES LIKE 3 DELIVERIES AND YOUR DOWN 4 PEOPLE GET TO WORK!"
FB: "WTF is that some kinna pizza sex code?"
Girl: "wtf no get to work"
In FB's head.... time to go.... this bitch is get on make line drunk
by sad_in_everett May 1, 2010
Get the Get on Make Line Drunk mug.When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.
This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.
The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.
The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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