Dragon

A mythical being that will come into your bed at night at stick his dick up your ass.

Henry: *Zzzz* *snore* --- WTF was that?
Percy: *Purrr* *hump*
Henry: Holy shit! Is that a-- it's a dragon! I just got f*cked by a dragon! FML

by Xenos59 July 2, 2014

Dragon

A fat female. Often used in phrases with the word 'Slay' which means having sex

Make sure you keep a pitcher of water next to the bed when slaying dragons.

by Steven Harvey February 14, 2008

Dragon

a penis

Ben: uhh, David, your dragons showing.
David: Oh, shit!

by Ben Tran December 9, 2010

Dragon

A sexual beast, arousal at sight, so freaking horny all day long.

Has a HUGE penis.

:D ~ ~ ~ C==========3

woman: GIVE IT TO ME DRAGON !

dragon: ROAR !

by SEXGIANT123 July 5, 2010

Dragon

someone who likes bands like slipknot, lamb of god, "gay metal".

& also someone who does hairwhips at shows.

sometimes just a gothic person, who wears trip pants and alot of black.

"bro, check out that dragon with the slipknot shirt"

by dirtbag810 June 2, 2009

Dragon

An EXTREMELY big girl (think offensive lineman big), who is not only heavy but also tall. Isn't necessarily morbidly obese, but is a beast of a woman. Sometimes will hang out with girls with "talent". But will usually be in the presence of a "handler" and may also be accompanied by other dragons.
You slay a dragon if you take her home for sex. The hand gesture to your buddy that a dragon is near is to make a motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight!

My buddy got drunk in a bar and ended up going home to slay a Dragon last night. She will crush him! She HAD to have been 5'9 and 250 lbs!!! Luckily I fended off her handler.

by The Real Maroon Blood October 10, 2008

Dragon

(noun)
A selfish, inconsiderate male. To call a someone a 'dragon' would be the highest insult possible.
You can also refer to a creep or a kleptomaniac as a 'dragon'.

Paul stole my candy bar, he's such a DRAGON!

by toasters April 26, 2009