draculas teabag

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)

i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

dracolich

an undead dragon; a dragon zombie brought back from the dead

Undead Dragon
Also called a dracolich, this beast is full of dark power!

by 0o February 2, 2009

Dramalanche

An avalanche of drama.

Typically a series of Facebook/Twitter updates about how the poster's life sucks, ad nauseam.

Girl 1: Ashley just got dumped by her boyfriend.
Girl 2: Prepare for the dramalanche!

by Rush_5150 July 23, 2012

Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Dracula 3000

1. The worst movie ever made... ever. It contains no plot, comedy, horror, propper costumes, violence, action, or nudity. I feel embarassed to be living on the same planet as this movie.
2. Anything that's blatantly and insurmountably bad.

1. Joe: I watched Dracula 3000 yesterday... now I have syphilis.
2. Man, that cake was so Dracula 3000.

by zaven July 20, 2008

Dramallama

Someone who infuses non-stressful situations with drama, tsk and angst either for their own benefit or simply to become the center of attention. They thrive on the tsk and angst that they create. A dramallama can be identified by their tear-stained mascara, an over use of the word meh and constant email/blogging on the nature of their personal drama. The presence of a dramallama is usually accompanied by the derisive laughter of those around him/her.

"Dude, why is Jolie crying again?"
"She she freaked out over having to ask about borrowing some tables from Chris"
"She is such a fucking dramallama!"

by MainlyMozart November 6, 2008

fun dracula

A slang term for one who brings misery or sucks the fun out of a party or other gathering.

Luke used to be cool until that fun dracula Lindsey started dating him.

We call her the fun dracula because of the way she sucks all the fun out of our lives.

by Ben Schick February 10, 2007