douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008

DoucheDick

A type of person that isn't only a douche or a dick... he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a 'DoucheDick!'

Don't be a douchedick!!

Nancy's such a douchedick... she locked me out!!!

by Felicia Francisco January 11, 2016

douchelicous

some1 so much of a douchebag they are a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

hes douchelicous

by holla March 16, 2003

Douchesicle

Adj. A word used to describe a person that is beyond a douchebag.

Person 1: That son of a bitch just cut me off!

Person 2: Smash into that Douchesicle and pee on his unconscious face!

by J.L. Beardsley January 16, 2009

doucheicide

Any action by a douche that causes him to lose his life.

While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.

by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013

Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up

Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK

by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017