Douchelord

Someone who is arrogant, and selfish, does what they want at all cost to others feelings etc., and has a false sense of self perception! manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual objects. they will pretend to the perfect guy, spend money on women, and do any form of manipulation to get what they want from a woman. insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. This person is a man's man, guys rule, he will also get his friend's to participate in his games that he play's with women. The consequential bad friend, the one who ruins others relations for his own purpose, and self gain. A douchelord is the person who will gain what they want at all cost, to anyone, friends,family, and especially women. This person is king of all douche's.

Did you see that tammy and max are divorcing? I guess max was out with his friend derek again,and they went to the club, and stayed out all night. I guess max cheated again. He only does this when he is with that douchelord friend of his, derek!

Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!

by micka73 December 9, 2012

douchewhore

<< Slang >> A derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. Particularly used to illustrate someone who abuses power.

(1) Our Calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewhore when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) American politicians are usually tremendous douchewhores who do not represent the interest of their constituents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.

by BSen August 28, 2005

douchewhore

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.

"CHRISTIAN MOORE! you're such a douchewhore when we play Sorry"

by TabethaMcc December 16, 2008

douchelord

The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.

Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.

by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017

doucheiform

Someone whose entire outfit is douchey - Affliction tee shirt, blowout hair, Hot Topic jeans, the whole package.

I saw a guy in full on doucheiform the other day. Black leather Affliction jacket, TapouT t-shirt, Ed Hardy jeans, sideways flat-billed hat w/stickers still on it.

by VirginiaJim July 22, 2011

douchebomb

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.

Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.

by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008

Douchewhore

A derogatory slur usually used by suburban Hispanics directed towards white people; used in conjunction with other curse words.

Jessica: Don't stomp on the floor

Jason: Oh, really stomps

Jessica: I told you to stop you fuckin' douchewhore!

by N. Feledi October 8, 2011