douchemongler

Worse than being a douche, douchemongler is someone who never respects anyone or their possessions.

Paul never respects my feels, he is such a douchemongler.

by GainsAboveAll February 21, 2015

Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.

He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!

by Saving the world1d-bag a time August 2, 2009

DOUCHEPON

an insult, combining the words "douche" and "tampon" i have never heard "tampon" being used as an insult, but its still funny....

God, *insert name here*, your such a douchepon!

by crakkab242 August 22, 2007

douchesniffer

The maximum level of douchescocity.

That asshole is a the biggest douche ever. He s a douchesniffer piece of shit

by jon.o December 26, 2009

doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).

Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.

by Pariselle February 21, 2010

Douchemongery

Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.

The man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery

by Douchebag Identifier November 18, 2010

douchervention

1. When a women's friends tell their friend it is time to stop seeing that douche bag.
2. Also when a women's friends open her eyes to a douche bags behavior.

So we all had a douchervention with her last night. We told her he is a loser and has been hitting on all of us.

by darlingdear December 17, 2011