Douchecon Five

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

by casejake26 August 28, 2009

douchebottle

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.

Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.

by lakesX3 November 11, 2009

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.

Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...

by Modano November 10, 2008

Douchebook

Another name for a netbook. (Small portable laptop designed primarily for access to the Internet.) Term can also be used for any sized Macbook.

"Hey guys i got my self a netbook!"

"Don't you mean a douchebook....you douche"

by Fu$e November 28, 2009

douchebox

Upgraded douche container

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox

by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009

doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.

guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.

by jwax August 6, 2008