doucheletics

a class with only douche bags in it

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

douchemouth

A real gutterfuck; stinkmouth scumbucket with stank breath. A blowhard assmouth that you just can't stand.

That radio DJ is a real douchemouth.

by Benson Tuckerstein April 27, 2006

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

doucheclit

insult consisting of douche and clit put together. mostly unheard of and will probably confuse the person in which it regard.

SP1- "If you don't have the money by sundown, your balls are mine."
SP2-"Fuck you, doucheclit it wasn't even a real bet.

by toker_4-2-0 June 30, 2008

Doucheflurp

Someone who is fat, weird, and a douchebag

God dammit, Carl, you're such a doucheflurp

by C. Montgomery Octagonapus May 4, 2010

Doucheflute

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

by schweeby June 18, 2020

douchesaurus

A dinosaur sized douche-bag, a person worse than a douche-bag but not as bad as a fucktard.
(pronounced: douche-a-saurus)

Gina: Matt never texted me back last night.
Bob: What a douchesaurus.

by The Blonde Bombers January 19, 2009