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diesel douche

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.
He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.
by Hooey. January 29, 2015
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buster douch

Buster douch. A thug term used to describe a wannabe " player" baller"" gangster "ect and douch for the faulty shit they try to pull n hit up on thers females cuz they think they a baller n can fool them into going to a motel room alone to sleep with them thinking \ hopping that they are faulty as well and don't tell their men?? 🤦🤦🤦 So don't b a buster douch🤣🤣🤣
Did your girl tell you to that fool Reese(s) trying to spit game on them to his sorry not sorry , don't b a buster douch🤣🤣😉
by k187c October 21, 2019
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douche flag

n., a popped collar, by which fellow douches signal their identity to each other
Bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.

You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.
by Sara Bert December 17, 2004
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holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.
I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.
by Sinner777 December 5, 2009
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Guitar Douche

A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.
Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!
by thethetheluis January 10, 2011
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Douche Rocket

Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.
by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 4, 2018
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Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.
The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.
by despot ruler January 20, 2010
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