Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner

Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.

by SwetePete June 26, 2012

Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.

Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."

by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011

Dorceless

Having no positive emotions, empty of feeling.

Joey has been dorceless for several days now.

by chryobyte October 31, 2021

buster douch

Buster douch. A thug term used to describe a wannabe " player" baller"" gangster "ect and douch for the faulty shit they try to pull n hit up on thers females cuz they think they a baller n can fool them into going to a motel room alone to sleep with them thinking \ hopping that they are faulty as well and don't tell their men?? 🤦🤦🤦 So don't b a buster douch🤣🤣🤣

Did your girl tell you to that fool Reese(s) trying to spit game on them to his sorry not sorry , don't b a buster douch🤣🤣😉

by k187c October 21, 2019

Douae

Douae is a beautyful girl that really likes to hug people, she s a girl with longass hair. She will make every guy fall in love because of her beautyful brown eyes. She s smart but hates math. She loves her friend and her family is a priority.

Boys shoot your shot :)

Is that girl Douae single?
Can i have her snapchat?

by Moroccain Queen :) December 1, 2020

Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009