Dozer

A person who toils mindlessly at the same mundane endeavors as their forefathers without ever seeking to alter their course or advance their processes in anyway. (from HBO's Fraggle Rock, Dozers perpetually built and rebuilt structures for the Fraggles to devour)

The dozers can't seem to grasp the idea because it wasn't listed in the manual.

by Ripley1 September 29, 2006

dyke dozer

A straight male who has sex with butch lesbians or "Dykes"

" Did you hear that Billy is a dyke dozer?"

"No way! That's disgusting!"

by Kyle Winter September 2, 2016

Dozer

One who struggles to comprehend simple tasks, easily forgets their place in conversation. The dozer will often respond to a question with a blank look.

'Yo, did you step in dog shit on your way in?' 'Whut?' 'fucking dozer'
'This guy drank too much of that Dozè Cuervo'

by Snipps921 February 6, 2012

dogzer

Im not gay

hey! Im not retarded! DAMN YOU ALL!!!

by dogzer February 26, 2003

dozer

1. a bulldozer

2. a blow with the fist(possibly pronounced doozer)

The dozer broke down on the spot.

by The Return of Light Joker May 29, 2008

Doterrorist

Doterrorist: A person that abuses the privilege and sacred space of a friendship or relationship to pedal their shonky arse snake oil remedies and insults your intelligence and patience with claims that their cultish pyramid scheme can cure everything from cancer to corns.

Jane: “have you tried treating (any ailment) with oils?”

Lucy “stop being a doterrorist Jane!”

by Psuedonym1987 October 25, 2018

Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013