doode

This word is just "dude" but said in a much different manner. It kinda sounds like you've just smoked 2gs by yourself and are trying to act like a surfer dude.

"Doode, that was some good shit. Lets go surfing."

by smack_my_bitch October 19, 2004

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

doofessor

A college professor who also happens to be a total doofus, and vice versa.

"Bro you got a doofessor teaching that class"
"That prof doesn't know shit, he's a doofessor"

by KingofArt89 August 26, 2020

Dooferent

You’re not like other girls, you’re actually Doctor Doofenshmirtz.

“I don’t know, man, I’m just dooferent. I even have a platypus for an arch nemesis.”

by mysteriousdarkness:) August 17, 2021

dooced

dooced: to lose one’s job because of one’s website.

Dude, I heard Janey got dooced last week.

by daveeee October 29, 2004

Scoober doober

Used as a nick name... Not necessarily affiliated with "scooby doo" but is a way to describe your emotion.

GIRL: I'm fine.

GIRL(what she actually means): I'm scoober doober.

by baybays112 July 20, 2016

Doodenhouser

Someone you are so close to and feel so comfortable around that you are able to call them something so silly without them paying you out

Replacement of mate, bro, darl etc.

Girl 1: Hey doodenhouser hows everything going?

Girl 2: Pretty good ay.

by Marchicle January 8, 2010