Dooch

An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.

you really “Dooched” that story.

by Boumeester April 19, 2006

Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005

donch

to mess something up

We couldn't go to the party because Roman had to be a donch.

by Roman Zaremba March 3, 2004

doorchapper

This slang word is used to describe a male who is known for screwing on other peoples girlfreinds/manishee's, etc, Especially when the girls boyfreind/husband cannot do anything about it. If imprisoned for instance, or on active duty in the army. And most often than not will have moved on to the next poor guys girlfreind within a few months and the fun wears off as the thrill of the misadventure dwindles.

steven is a dirty doorchapping slug who fucked scotts' girlfreind.

Steven managed to get himself an ballsack emptying shag at louise because he is a doorchapper.

by vickmaker April 12, 2007

doncheto

Most white Mexican ever that rides around on a corn bike honking his little horn

Hey man look at that doncheto

by Seanwebb69 May 20, 2018

doorchamp

Internet term for cool. hell yeah. other version door!

A: I just got top frag
B: doorchamp! (or) DOOR!

by eskititmaboichamp March 28, 2022