Food Doobie

A burrito.

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.

by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012

out of the doobies

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers

Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies

by Sorbittle January 12, 2009

slurpin the doodi p

the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.

Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.

by joe zee April 26, 2007

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

by Robopoet February 20, 2006

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 10, 2008

doobie snacks

1) A slang term referring to marijauna cigarette(s). 2)I'll have a coke! Source: Made popular by the Mystery Machine scene in the Kevin Smith comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

You guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I have just the thing. I call these, Doobie Snacks! (followed by hot lesbian sex)

by dezertdog January 29, 2003

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

by joseph blough March 12, 2022