The Donkey Kong

The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.

If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.

I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...

by Premonitious October 29, 2011

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

The Donkey Kong

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

Donkey kong

When a female and/or male roughly plays with your cock through your pants and/or underwear

we were watching superbad and she was basically playing donkey kong with my dick...

by elfeicho August 23, 2009

donkey kong

a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.

Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!

by A big fan of Donkey Kong... May 2, 2011

donkey kong

a exotic dancer which resembles an ape like species. Aka a sleezy beezy.
Commonly seen in Geoffreys' house. (He likes ugly people)

"Geoffrey, stop doing donkey kong, Take out the trash and eat your paste!"

"The stripper pole says 'no donkey kongs allowed'"

by Thizzman June 17, 2006

donkey kong

Australian term for deridable nonsense - used sardonically or in fun

What a load of donkey kong.

by Gina Dow August 10, 2006