Dongaloid

A person with an above average sized penis and below average I.Q.

She didn’t sleep with him out of sympathy for his disability, she slept with him because he’s a dongaloid.

by claudemott May 1, 2019

Dongslap

The fine art of whacking someone in the face with your penis.

I am going to dongslap the shit out of you.

The abusive husband gave his wife a daily dongslapping that left her cheecks black and blue.

by horhay_achoa July 1, 2003

Donwillrich

A group of fucking assholes that do not know how to do their jobs. They are fly by night wanna be's who lie, cheat, are unethical and also have a low level of integrity. Also a group who is also known for making extremely bad decisions.

At work we have a Donwillrich that controls everything, They make employees lives miserable.

The Donwillrich will cut payroll to make their bonus bigger, or the Donwillrich should give each other Blumpkins, Alabama hot pockets, play Wombat Combat and go Shrimping instead of working and taking advantage of good employees. They are a bunch of pussy ass motherfuckers.

by Tongue Punch my Fart Box October 31, 2012

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008

DongAlong

A weener AKA Dick Penis Cock a long dick

Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd

by SickleCell January 6, 2004

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Dogilect

The act of grammar and word misuse in compliance with the popular internet "Doge" memes. The wording usually consists of short, quick, one or two word expressions, and almost always includes a classic "wow" superimposed somewhere on the photo. Words like "much" and "such" can be placed before almost any misspelled word to create the proper Dogilect format.

Wow.
Much definition
So lern
Very example
Writin in Dogilect
Wow.

by Memeology November 22, 2013