Dootsbomb

A dootsbomb requires great mastery of shit intercourse. To prep, you must give the girl a very rigorous anal enema (gasoline is preferred). Wrap her legs together with ace bandages like a maxi pad on a blue whale. Then you must position your ass on the girls, touching anuses. You must slowly but steadily shit with great accuracy, inserting your turd like a moist skinflute (ensure you haven't eaten taco bell in the last week ;) ) Add a pinch of salt and and some mustard or ketchup for taste. Lick the excess leakage and condements off. Repeat process for vagina. Then place her vagina and anus over your mouth and let 'er rip. Swish the dootsbomb inbetween your large tooth gap for the full effect. (You need to ensure that you swallow all of the dootsbomb) Wait 1 day and deposit the final product onto your neighborhood mexicans doorstep and proceed to engulf it in flames.

That guy Andy I met at Jill's house just gave me the most romantic dootsbomb last night. I can't wait till the next time! His chode was a whole inch long!

by HoffdaddyP103 November 15, 2014

Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.

Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.

by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009

doisted

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

by tralfazdog October 25, 2009

dippin' dots

When you're really stoned, it's the only thing that is real to you.

Everything else is a dream, but you - you are my dippin' dots.

by Slovakle May 31, 2011

dootsy

A word that can be substituted for any noun or verb, but mostly meaning sleepy.

Izzy is soooooo dootsy.

by tanturd August 22, 2011

Dippin' Dots

First created in 1987 and fine tuned during 1988 by microbiologist Curt Jones, it is ice cream's recipe cryogenically flash frozen into BBs and kept at -45 degrees fahrenheit to keep its consistency. It is because of the subzero storage requirements that you can only find Dippin' Dots at amusement parks, novelty franchises, special events or in special vending machines.

Some people will find their tongue turns numb when they first try Dippin' Dots.

by AMAZING JENN June 11, 2006

ditsa

A really hot and sexy girl, who seems all goody-two-shoes, until, there's some sort of party. Boys' (and even some girls) have their eyes glued to her.

Mark:- Wow! Just look at that hot mess!

John:- Whoa, man! That's a ditsa!

by 420_9_2_11 April 13, 2018