Dootsbomb

A dootsbomb requires great mastery of shit intercourse. To prep, you must give the girl a very rigorous anal enema (gasoline is preferred). Wrap her legs together with ace bandages like a maxi pad on a blue whale. Then you must position your ass on the girls, touching anuses. You must slowly but steadily shit with great accuracy, inserting your turd like a moist skinflute (ensure you haven't eaten taco bell in the last week ;) ) Add a pinch of salt and and some mustard or ketchup for taste. Lick the excess leakage and condements off. Repeat process for vagina. Then place her vagina and anus over your mouth and let 'er rip. Swish the dootsbomb inbetween your large tooth gap for the full effect. (You need to ensure that you swallow all of the dootsbomb) Wait 1 day and deposit the final product onto your neighborhood mexicans doorstep and proceed to engulf it in flames.

That guy Andy I met at Jill's house just gave me the most romantic dootsbomb last night. I can't wait till the next time! His chode was a whole inch long!

by HoffdaddyP103 November 15, 2014

dotbomb

The nickname givin to many internet based companies that failed at the end of the 20th century.

I worked for a dotbomb and I am now looking for work.

by DHSOCRAZY November 1, 2004

doodybomb

dropping a giant bomb of doody in the toilet

"Hey? Who dropped the doodybomb in the bathroom?"

by helen a handbasket September 3, 2006

Doombombing

When your social media feed decides you need a constant dose of nightmare fuel—public fight videos, gore, war clips, drug use and pornography—despite you only ever showing an interest in knitting, puppies and baking cupcakes.

Just opened Twitter for cute cat pics, but it's doombombing me instead, my feed looks like a Middle Eastern snuff film.

by captainbizzaro June 30, 2024