Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

duckery

The act of being a duck, or performing duck-like actions.

Stop that duckery and clean your room.

by Roundeyes July 10, 2007

dickery

The act or behavior of someone, that is to say a dicker, who is dicking around(i.e. random or purposeless action).

I wish people around here would cut out the dickery and do some work.

by The Riffler April 22, 2008

docker

Someone who takes part in a particular gay foreplay act.

....As defined in the disinformation series "book of Lists" a Male who massages and wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around the head of his partners circumsised penis.

by Prince Andrew December 25, 2004

Oral Strawberry Dickery

When any alchoholic beverage (most of the time a strawberry dackery) is poured into the penis hole and then sucked out by the partner until the climax.

"Im tired of Bj's, wanna do Oral Strawberry Dickery tonight?"
"No Karen, my shaft is still store from last time."

by Bob Gonad July 17, 2007

dockers

Nice pants. Very nice pants.

You are wearing Dockers.

by GoodfellaSnoop October 31, 2004

Double Docker

1. A penis long enough that it can penetrate both the vagina and the cervix.

2. In anal sex, a penis long enough that it can penetrate both the Anus and the Houston Valves.

Note: If you're a dumb shit who can't figure out what the Houston Valves are, please consult Google.

Black Guy: Double Docker

White Guy: Docker ... hits the G-spot

Asian Guy: No Docker ... she can't even feel it inside her.

by LordofWales August 9, 2010