noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.
2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.
3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.
1.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"
2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.
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(noun) competitive group incest, whereby points are awarded for engaging in sex acts with immediate family members. Rules are generally at the discretion of participants; infants and toddlers are usually considered "off-limits".
"While I am disappointed in the results of this year's Kintucky Derby, I am very proud of the effort my family team put forth - especially my sexy daughter! We'll get 'em next year!"
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Get the Kintucky Derby mug.A sexy homosexual couple (two guys) that likes to joust, wear tight pink shirts, smack each other's butts, and do the "yes" dance together. One is black and one is asian, therefore they are referred to as "peanut-butter oreo". They are big supporters of the gay community and like to hold gay parades. The Derby is usually the male and the Miguel the female of the relationship.
"welcome to the jousting tournament, derby and miguel"
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by stepupmami October 8, 2008
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by The Ass Podgerer June 10, 2004
Get the dungbox derby mug.MLB competition held every year in the All-Star Break. Usually consists of sluggers such as Jose Bautista and Mark Trumbo. Prince Fielder was the 2012 champion.
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