CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. A bitch who's beyond the level of just being a cunt, she's so much worse because even a small interaction with her puts everyone in a bad mood and ruins your whole day. She's distributing her negativity all over the place.
I can't stand to be around Karen, she's such a fucking cunt distribution center, she better not try to talk to me.
by KmoCorner March 22, 2017
Get the Cunt Distribution Centermug. P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
Get the old ear distributes flowermug. Torque distribution refers to how the engine's power is divided and delivered to the wheels of a vehicle. In simple terms, it's about which wheels get how much "twisting force." This is crucial for things like traction, handling, and fuel efficiency. For example, in a rear-wheel drive car, most of the engine's power goes to the rear wheels, giving it better acceleration. All-wheel drive systems distribute power to all four wheels, improving traction in slippery conditions. Advanced systems can even adjust the power distribution in real-time based on driving conditions, further enhancing performance and safety.
The vehicle's advanced torque distribution system constantly adjusted power delivery to each wheel, optimizing traction and handling in various driving conditions.
by The Counterintuitive Words January 20, 2025
Get the Torque Distributionmug. Iam "Yes. I think I wrote about The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph in reference to Kevin Samuels once. He never let women rate themselves a 7 out of 10 (because that's what everyone always choose) and I pointed out that they were doing that because they were CORRECT. The Binomial Distribution Intersex Attractiveness Graph shows that the average man would exist at the peek of the bell curve at a 5 out of 10 and the peek of the female bell curve would make the average woman a 7 out of 10. I was just thinking about that! I can't believe someone else picked that up! Hilarious. I did I draw a graph for that on too? Damn. I wish I had access to all my stuff."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
Get the The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graphmug. I’m just making up a definition to send to someone and prove a point. Get fucked random internet people
by Enderman May 17, 2019
Get the Distributive propertymug.