distortionate

A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"

Hannah is a distortionate mass of flesh and adipose tissue

by #aesthetics March 4, 2015

Discordia

THIS DEFINITION IS WRONG. Unless it isn't.
Discordia cannot be defined unless it can which it might be able to be. If you understand this definition than you are a discordian, unless you are not in which case you may yet be. Discordians are those who seek to create unless that is wrong in which case it could be anything but not nothing unless it is nothing.
YOU ARE WRONG (if and unless you aren't).

This Principia Discordia is a load of Horse Shit!

by Devonous September 21, 2006

distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008

Distortion

An effect used it many rock songs (Think Nirvana) that makes a guitar sound loud, gritty, and much more 'heavy hitting'

In 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' the opening riff is played clean twice then distortion kicks in.

by Paul April 22, 2004

disturbia

A sign of possession or mind control where the individual shakes and moves so fast it's almost inhuman.

Eminem in his video 3 a.m portrays himself going through a fit of disturbia.

by Joe Kobb July 5, 2010

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.

I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).

by smurfettish May 12, 2010

Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007