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Distance Totty 

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
Distance Totty by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

distance bomb 

When someone you know for a very long time suddenly says
that they are going to move real far away, like Crapville
Arkansas even though you live in Seattle. Usualy causes great
hearache in the person who is left behind.
"That woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy
saying that she is going to move halfway across the world
distance bomb by blinkingblythe April 14, 2007

Distance Thug

1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.
Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!
Distance Thug by the2ndflood November 22, 2007

Distance Singing 

This activity requires two or more people (or just yourself if you are feeling daring). Distance singing consists of bellowing song lyrics from a distance (both close or afar). You have successfully achieved distance singing if you gain very concerned looks from members of the public or if citizens burst into song with you like an episode of Glee or High School Musical.
Person 1: DON'T STOP

Person 2: BELIEVING

Both: HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING

Person 3: Bro, quit distance singing!

Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.
When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.
Distance-in-law by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016

distance hoe 

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so
Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???
distance hoe by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016