Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.
Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.
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2:"Can you be a diversion for the cops while I hide the body?"
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Dih-vur-shun / Gurl G-url: A guilty-pleasure, female-identifying person usually transgender who doesn't give a shit what people tend to think about her. She can be loud & proud under the right circumstances, (sex happens to be one of those circumstances
I saw a smokin’ hot shemale walking in a mall in San Diego the other day & she was a total diversion_gurl!
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