A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 02, 2010
1. Snynonym for suckiness on a level previously unknown to man. An object so reviled that even its name inspires fear and loathng into all who have heard of it or seen it.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
1. That band sucked so hard, it was Disaster Movie.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008
by dickballs March 18, 2007
1. When someone dresses up in a very unfashionable way. For example, ugly outfit, ugly accessories.
2. When someone wears nice cloths and accessories but in a complete mismatched way showing poor sense of style. For example, nice outfit coupled with hideous shoes and accessories.
3. When someone dresses not according to the occasion. For example, a casual outfit in Opera show or business suit on a BBQ party.
2. When someone wears nice cloths and accessories but in a complete mismatched way showing poor sense of style. For example, nice outfit coupled with hideous shoes and accessories.
3. When someone dresses not according to the occasion. For example, a casual outfit in Opera show or business suit on a BBQ party.
1. Celebrities fashion disaster on red carpet is often the most interesting part of the entire show.
2. "Its a birthday party, why are you in a business suit? you are such a fashion disaster."
3. "I am glad that the fashion disaster will be over soon with the awfully cold winter which led people wearing hideous jackets and Siberian shoes."
2. "Its a birthday party, why are you in a business suit? you are such a fashion disaster."
3. "I am glad that the fashion disaster will be over soon with the awfully cold winter which led people wearing hideous jackets and Siberian shoes."
by malvikasharan February 13, 2012
An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”
by VINAPBC24 June 02, 2008
To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.
When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.
by Teh NoobToob June 21, 2010
1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.
2)A bad sexual encounter.
2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.
2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
by J-do September 28, 2009