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disasterbating

Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.
Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!
by LaMaupin March 18, 2014
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Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.
I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.
by smplkd October 2, 2019
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Disaster-tastrophe

dis·as·ter·tas·tro·phe

dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee

1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.

2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.

3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.
Quote from Ted Bear: "Your on an international flight, and the {Bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an albertross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate, and smacks RIGHT INTO IT, mucking up your one snug commute into a spiral Disaster-tastrophe."
by Granadier92 September 2, 2011
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natural disaster genocide

When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.

While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.

Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.
Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.
by Byron The Bomb January 15, 2010
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Spiritual disability

Feeling an immaterial lack or void in the soul, due to being distant or disconnected from the divine(God, the ultimate truth),our true purpose, and higher values which are transcendent but have worldly presence.

Side effects include; (but not limited to)
Acedia

Hate
Materialism

Frustration

Anxiety

Confusion
Weakness

Psychological disorders

Lack of driving purpose

Dead heart
Inability to self actualize

Lack of excellence at worship and work
Obsession about other people and gossip
Lack of self focus

Problems dealing with other people

Lack of creativity

Lack of self confidence

Lack of objective morales and ethics
Lack of solid foundation for character and personality

Feeling like an empty shell
All our morale, ethical, psychological problems can be traced to a degree of spiritual disability.
by Slave 7 August 18, 2019
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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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Dissidia

Up and coming Final Fantasy fighting game for PSP. It pits all the heros on the side of Cosmos against the villains on the side of Chaos from FFs 1-12. Looks awesome.
OMG, Kuja just used Ultima on Ultimecia in Dissidia!

Haha, Clouds wearing lingerie into battle!
by Adelbert Steiner May 30, 2009
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