dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dienda

the end of my dick

"hey phill...do u know dienda?"
"dienda who dude!?!"
"diieennddaaa maaa diiiiiickkkkkkkkkk"

by Laf March 15, 2004

Diedra

Diedra is the definition of a great friend. She is silly and fun, quirky and weird, driven and determined. All at once! She is the kindest person, possibly ever.

"Hey, do you think Diedra will bake me mini pies and quiches and watch That Thing You Do with me?"

"Yes, I believe she will!"

by cooperthedog October 4, 2011

Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendrapyronecrobestifeliac

A sick sick person who has intercourse with dead burning plant covered animals.

"Dude, that dendrapyronecrobestifeliac is dicking that dead burning kelp covered otter. Sick!"

by Shrooms February 23, 2004

diederik

Human being walking like an ostrich and smoking a lot of peukies.

Diederik you've had enough peukies.

by Struus October 19, 2017

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004