dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Dicktext

Sending the coded version of your dickpic by text

Karen: Whats this text that Mike sent me. Its full of numbers.

Simon: Thats a dicktext

by Landlos December 3, 2019

Dicktoms

symptoms associated to dick/penis

after several rounds of penetration, Beth started to feel a few Dicktoms like phantom dick, shakey legs and dizziness

by Vegan baby February 20, 2022

dicktles

Dicktles. Much like skittles but instead they’re tiny rainbow dicks.

“Babe I tasted the rainbow last night with dicktles!”

by Maemax June 14, 2023

Reverse Colombian Dicktie

The signature method of execution used and invented by the FaZe Wardil GASPbangers.

Similar to the Colombian necktie, the move is performed by slitting the throat of your enemies and fucking their bleeding throat with your penis.

News reporter: "We are reporting live from the scene of a shocking homicide. It appears that the killing was gang related due to the cause of death, the Reverse Colombian Dicktie, the signature move of notorious gang FaZe Wardil GASPbangers."

by Jb_666 November 18, 2014

dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.

Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

dicktease

A girl who teases the genital region of a male to the point of a rock hard erection with absolutely no intention of following through, often resulting in "blue balls"; May also constitute a quick "dick-squeeze" "dick rub" or "dick touch" NOT resulting in ejaculation.

Ken: "Lydia kept grabbin my nuts nuts last night..."
Jim: "Did you get off"
Ken: "No, fuckin bitch was a dicktease"

by Drew Haag June 5, 2007