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Dickstraction

When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.
Homegirl598-"No more Dickstraction's. Sorry boy you gotta go though FR fr!"
by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019
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Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.
"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019
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Dickstract

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him
by Kleanere October 4, 2018
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Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.
Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?
by MurseMayn September 30, 2017
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When a male distracts someone or has their full attention.
Raven: "Sorry I was distracted"
Kitty: "I think you mean dickstracted"
by Lorena🔪Bobbitt January 27, 2021
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Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage
While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me
by Postman54603 January 30, 2021
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Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011
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