fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

dickbitch

same thing as a hoe

man jim is a dickbitch

by w3s March 28, 2004

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

Dicksmith

A unique type of wordsmith; a person who is unusually apt at inventing new words that begin with "dick."

Me: Last night was amazing. After your inspiring story your new nickname is DB.

Sima: I honestly don't know what the B is. Dickblaster?

Me: hahaha. keep guessing.

Sima: Dickbitch. Dickbencher.

Me: Dickbencher?!?!

Sima: Dickblow. Dickbloomer. Dickbunch. Dickblender. Dickboom.

^^^Dicksmith.

by dbfan8989 April 26, 2014

dicksmith

A man or woman who constructs crude, but functional, dildos in their garage.

My friend is a great dicksmith. $25 for a 8-inch. What a deal, am I right?

by rnkn June 20, 2017

Dickitch

When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.

Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!

by Barood August 25, 2012

dicksticking

Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.

What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?

It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.

by Megrim December 28, 2008