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robots in disguise

A TV with robots. Also a band comprised of Sue Denim and Dee Plume.
by Aiza March 31, 2003
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surprise disguise

When a man lays beside a sleeping woman and begins to masturbate. He then kneels over the sleeping woman, wakes her up and as she awakens, cums all over her face.
Man, I gave that hoe such a surprise disguise, cum in the hair and eyes
by M. Hollywood November 9, 2006
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Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.
"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"
by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015
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Vandalism in Disguise

Used to describe the BLM riots in the United States of America.
Jimmy: "Did you see the riots? They are smashing cars and breaking in stores!"
Micky:"This isn't fighting against racism anymore, this is Vandalism in Disguise."
by pvttunt November 24, 2020
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mexican disguise

A Mexican Disguise is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Brown Neck tie.
That bitch said she needed a disguise. I treated her to the mexican disguise.
by Patrick Kay May 12, 2006
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disguised slavery

Not imprisoning slaves, but letting them live anywhere they choose, knowing that the need to feed themselves will force them to find a job, and that their need to find a better job will get them to attend school. Then hiring them, paying them a regular salary, giving them health insurance so they will not break down, and giving them 2-weeks vacation so they will rest and recuperate. Then have the TV ads convince them to buy a car to get to work, a house to live in, and other things to live better, to all along exploiting their labor as the masters did on the plantations. Disguised slavery is the spine of a system called 'human farming' and is sinonimous with 'salaried slavery.' Though some see it as unfair, it may be the only way for society to function and thrive.
Though in reality they are salaried slaves and victims of the 'human farming' system, convinced by the media and their friends—because they echo what the media tells them, my neighbors diligently drive to work and back home from Monday to Friday and rest on the weekend to prepare for another round of 9 to 5. Thought disguised slavery is an imperfect lifestyle because it's victims—or if you see their lifestyle in a positive light you may want to call them practitioners or participants instead—are not free to fully develop themselves because their time is taken producing goods or serving clients. As imperfect as the disguised slaver system may be, it appears to be the only way for society to operate and thrive.
by but for January 23, 2018
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your mom in disguise

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.
Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!
by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017
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