Guy: "Hey, ladies. If you play your cards right I'll let you give me a Brazlilian wax."
Girl 1: "Dude, that's gross."
Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was talking to your hot friend."
Girl 2: "What a dickoosh!"
Girl 1: "Dude, that's gross."
Guy: "Whatever. I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was talking to your hot friend."
Girl 2: "What a dickoosh!"
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What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.
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Get the dickosaurus mug.A dick muscle is the line that guys get between their 6-8 pack and thighs when they have low body fat and actually don't look like fat slobs
Bro, check out my dickmuscle, this bitch was just rubbing it at the beach with my low strung bathing suit on
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