dicksock

(a)sometimes referred to as a person thats a dumbass
(b)can basically be used to describe anything

"That person is being a real dicksock!"
"Are you wearing your dicksocks today?"

by psycholoser March 14, 2008

dickpocket

The inside of a vagina.

Look at her dickpocket.

by Jenni and Evan January 17, 2008

dick dock

1. When a circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis share the same turtleneck.

2. Horseplay, wasting time,

Quit yer dick docking!!

by Team Awesome-O00000000h!! March 14, 2011

dicklock

to grab or squeeze a mans junk causing pain

they jumped me, so i put that guy in a dicklock

by eazy_e November 25, 2006

dick-dock

1) A woman that sleeps around. A lot. A dick-dock because she lets all penises land in her port. And by port, we mean vagina. Somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. She's hot, but if you sleep with her you'll just be another notch in the post. And probably get a disease.

2) A word that rhymes with tick-tock. Used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. Said as "dick-a-dock"

1) Dude 1: Man, that girl is such a dick-dock.
Dude 2: Dude, I know.
Dude 1: She's still hot. I'd tap that.
Dude 2: You're forgetting that she's a dick-dock. You'll catch
something from her.

2) No, say "dick-a-dock." Tri-ple-et, dick-a-dock. It's easy.

by JohnnyCD December 15, 2011

dick dock

another word for a slag, whore etc. aka bucket fanny.

Dude your moms a right dick dock.

by Mr. Bean666 September 5, 2006

dickjocky

someone who jockies dick.

you.

by J October 17, 2003