Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

DickFitzer

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose

I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week

by DickFitzer June 29, 2016

Dickberries

When someone acts like an asshole at work.

Sizzling 6 is being an asshole today, he's got a bad case of the dickberries.

by GotchaB February 25, 2018

Dickbeater

1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004

dick biter

pubic insects, usaully known as crabs crabs.

I just fucked some ho last night, and now I think I got dickbiters.

by anonymous January 25, 2005