dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.

Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!

by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

Dick Up SZN

That time of year for yun niggas to stop dick eating and dick up.

Translation - the time of year where people are done being a bitch and start toughening up.

Joe - "Yo there's this Boul who be talkin shit"
Nick - "stuff on dat nigga then, it's Dick Up SZN"

Joe - "yo there this fine shawty i dont know how to ask for her snap"
Nick - "bruh just ask for dat shit, if she say no she say no. Stop bitching nigga it's Dick Up SZN."

by Souf Phully October 1, 2021

eat that dick up

Meaning shut the fuck /you a bitch

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up

by Godlike:) May 31, 2018

eat a dick up

Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.

"I just finished the last empanada."
"Eat a dick up."

by Ellis August 21, 2004

Dick-Up Line

A pick-up line used by women.

Stacy was on the prowl for a hook up, but even her best dick-up lines failed.

by magicjuanson August 20, 2010

All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017