Stick-Dick

When your penis is longer then it is wide

Guy: bro my dick is so long

Other Guy: is it thick tho?

Guy: nah bro

Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then

by Imsexuallyatrattractedtomen January 4, 2022

Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025

Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Dicks with sticks

A phrase used to describe twat skiers who can’t snowboard

All skiers are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

dick on a stick

A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis

Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn

Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick

by da gooose November 25, 2022

Dick Butter Stick

A solid block of cum the size of a fairly large butter stick.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s my dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021