Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010

Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.

"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."

by Twistedthoughts1737 December 7, 2018

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019

Dick Cheese

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

by epicpoop69 April 6, 2019

Dick cheese pizza

When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce

Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy

by Yvng pizza October 10, 2020

Dick Cheese

'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.

"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"

by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022

Mummy Dick Cheese

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016