dib

my favorite character on the show Invader Zim. dib is a boy in zims class who is obsessed with the paranormal. dib lives with his famous scientist dad, professor membrane, and his little sister, gaz. he is the only one apart from gaz who knows zim is an alien. even though he tries infinite times to prove to everyone zim is an alien, they never believe him and just think hes insane. he has black hair, glasses, and a long black coat.

person: whats wrong with you? all you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!
dib: he was using the belt sander.
- episode the nightmare begins

FBI: hey.. your DIB... right? hehe.. you ever get that ninja ghost outta your toilet?
dib: yes! no thanks to you!
-episode zim eats waffles

dib: (sprints into classroom) sorry im late! horrible nightmare visions!
mrs. bitters: its called life dib, now sit down.
- episode halloween spectacular of spooky doom

by x.:invader jenna :.x August 20, 2010

Dibbing

When you don't want to engage in a full dab, but you still want to let people know that you're lit.
Just throw your chin up and give it a quick /pchew/.

"Hey check it out dad, I'm woke! *dibs*"
"Dib on the hate."
"I don't have the energy today, so I'll be dibbing instead of dabbing."

by llamasaylol February 07, 2018

dibs

To claim something, best used if other various words follow in the claiming

Carl: Shotgun, ironman, no anti-freeze, DIBS! on the front seat of the car.
Frank: Damn you carl and your amazing dibs ability

by the scratch master z December 02, 2008

dibs

to claim an item, person, or thing in general

john called dibs for a cock in his face.

by Morgan Shandley December 10, 2003

DIB

Stands for Dirty Irish Bastard. Refers to lewd middle-aged drunken people hanging around in Dublin youth hostels.

Gradually applied to people from other nationalities as well:
DFB: Dirty French Bastard
DAB: Dirty Australian Bastard
etc.

That DIB spent the whole night drinking wine from a plastic bottle and burping. In the dorm.

by Clem v4 June 25, 2006

DIB

DOPE INTELLIGENT BITCH

Amy Can Dress, In School, And Got Good Good. She A Bad Ass Dib.

by King Aaku May 28, 2015

dib

in arabic it meens bear but it is used as a moron a dib is someone who everyone can make fun of at a particular moment

when joey spills milk all over the table everyone would call him a dib

by Rafaelman March 17, 2006