Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp

I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes

by Americanski November 27, 2019

Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea

I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew

by Jcoon June 30, 2014

boobie dew

The light film of sweat that forms on a woman's neck and exposed cleavage when she becomes exerted, or on hot summer nights. It generally has the effect of making her skin glow and her clothes cling to her body and the smell of her perfume more intense.

"Selena and I had been dancing for hours, and her hair was a mess, her eyeliner was running, and her chest was slick with boobie dew. She looked AWESOME."

by Arcane Rose September 10, 2007

Morning Dew

When a female wakes up and is aroused and wet. The equivalent of the male morning wood.

LIsa had a hot dream last night because she woke up with morning dew

by ChopCity May 28, 2007

dr. dew

Mixed beverage containing approximately 2/3rds Mountain Dew and 1/3rd Dr. Pepper.

If you're gonna do the dew, consult your doctor! dr. dew.

by nocturnal April 30, 2006

dew butt

1.) A milder form of swamp ass, sometimes caused by a trickle of backsweat down the crack, usually on a female, can be very sexy and make you want to do butt.
2.) Early-morning swamp ass
3.) A classier term for swamp ass

Incidentally it is easier to encode "dew butt" into common speech to signify that your ass is sweaty to knowledgeable listeners.

Gent 1: Dear me, but I'm afraid there is a wetness in the crack of my bum!

Gent 2: Ah yes, with the heat and humidity being as it is, I fear I too have the dew butt.

When girls get dew butt that means no lube necessary.

by testicles...that is all June 24, 2010

russian dew

what you get when you mix mountain dew and vodka.

what vladimir didn't tell us was that the mountain dew was two thirds absolut

by damianD August 27, 2004