weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

by wackomenace August 28, 2004

Dungpipe Destruction

The act of a penis destroying the ring-o
peice of any creature e.g a dog or man/woman .

Hey baby you up for some dungpipe destruction?

by DooGo N Terry At Large o9 February 24, 2009

distraction condoms

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Destruction on lock

To have witness or recorded an event that was unbelievable or Recorded somone who went beast mode in anything and had it all on tape or recorded in anyway.

Dude 1:Man i couldn't believe it, When i saw him get hit with da sleepa and not only did he fall asleep to the floor. his broke off tooth put a hole in his cheek

Dude 2: did you get it on tape?

Dude 1: Yea i had that Destruction on lock.

by Mr. who shall not be named September 4, 2010

mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Destruction

When you are beyond hammered and or shitfaced. Destruction usually results in either a blackout or an mip.

Destruction also usually consists of the usage of weed to end the night.

Person #1: How was last night? Last I saw, you ran naked into the diag.

Person #2: Absolute destruction. I can't remember anything.

by Ace_Go_Blue March 22, 2010

Distraction Halo

1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game

"We played distraction halo last night and I won in multiple ways. ;)"

by CreatorofDistractionHaloDuck April 14, 2009