despie

A word normally used on the Neopian RP boards, meaning "desperate."

A despie usually tries to make their character perfcet, and usually sickeningly attractive, often in an attempt to get an online lover.

Jazmyne had bright blu eyes, she loox to be anbout 8teen, but she duz not kno her real age becuz her parents died b4 she waz born. Jazmyne has magic powers, is single & looking. she is about 18. her hair is golden blond and it is very pretty, she is a soccerplayer and she is a cheerleader but she h8ts preps.

by wysiwyg March 27, 2004

Dessie

A beautiful, tiny woman who doubles as portable entertainment. A good person inside and out. She love's pink and puppies. More energy per square inch than any other human in existence. She's the bees' knees.

"That Dessie, she's a firecracker!"

by Dilophosaurusrar February 4, 2010

separate desking

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.

"Are you separate desking?"

by inthehaus November 2, 2011

Dewskie

Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).

"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

by The Horse January 4, 2005

Despie

Shortened word for desperate. Someone on a messege board, usually RP, that in the process tries to find an online boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Shut up you despie. Go get a REAL boyfriend/girlfriend"

by Intoxicatable February 20, 2004

Upper Desker

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011