Darren Sharper

One of the most hardest hittin safeties in da leeeegue

Oh shit! DARREN SHARPER!

by jccb48 November 2, 2010

Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

darren hayes

Man whose falsetto is extremely high.

Darren Hayes is that guy from Savage Garden who can sure sing high.

by aubergine girl June 19, 2006

Darren Criss

A self proclaimed hobbit with triangle eyebrows and pink sunglasses, loved by many known for things such as A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel, written and produced by the production company "Team Starkid" which is comprised of himself and his friends from college...and Glee.

He also likes to make seemingly innocent words such a "duet" and "vote" mean sex, and he is a life ruiner: raising the expectations of girls everywhere so high that lesser men can no longer compare.

It's a Darren Criss Sex Riot!

by Aerynae August 6, 2011

Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

Darren O'Shaughnessy

Darren Shans real name.

He wrote books best selling books like cirque du freak and lord loss.

See also darren shan

Bob: I'm reading one of Darren O'Shaughnessy books!
joe: wtf?
Bob: Darren shan >.>
joe: wtf?
bob: the guy the wrote cirque du freak.
joe: yeah! he pwns j00!

by Is this name used? August 6, 2006

Darren Sproles

One of the most exciting running backs ever to grace the college gridiron. Drafted late in the 2005 draft by the San Diego Chargers, is now the NFL's second leading kick-off return man.

This guy kicks ass soome of the best highlight film runs ive ever seen.

"Damn, that Darren Sproles is the shit."

by nicname October 3, 2005