dorkus

One who behaves in an awkward and/or dorky manner but does not give a shit so therefore is in actuality very cool

She is a dorkus, i love her.

by Cecilia May 13, 2005

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

derpus

Latin masculine 4th-declension noun. Means derp.

Derpus derpuum -- A derp of derps.

E pluribus derpibus unum -- out of many derps, one.

by derpus maximus August 9, 2012

dorkus malorkus

A dork to the max of the world

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?

by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007

Darkus

A guy who is nice, cool. When fighting he is serious and really good. When he gets mad, he gets mad. He is a nice friend, but don't get on his bad side. He is full of good and dark, really dark humor.

Boy1: Have you seen the new kid?
Boy2: No.
Boy1: He is such a darkus.

by Powerful fighter June 24, 2015

derpus- grande

Largest possible quantity of derpness known to mankind. One who acts in derpus manner of extreme magnitude.

Id say that manuever was derpus- grande; your lucky to be alive!

by Larry Goldsmitz December 26, 2007

Dirkus

A person that is acting like a nincompoop or an utter embarrassment. Generally a substitute word for idiot, jackass, moron, dumbass, and all the above.

Greg sees someone walk into a glass door because they were texting.
He then says: What a dirkus..
OR
Someone passes out drunk at a party, shits their pants and gets it shut down.
They are also a dirkus.

by maars101 November 9, 2012