Dirkus 

A person that is acting like a nincompoop or an utter embarrassment. Generally a substitute word for idiot, jackass, moron, dumbass, and all the above.

Greg sees someone walk into a glass door because they were texting.
He then says: What a dirkus..
OR
Someone passes out drunk at a party, shits their pants and gets it shut down.
They are also a dirkus.

Dirkus by maars101 November 9, 2012

dirauso 

a beautiful little chubby neanderthal with a thicc ass. usually has an iq of below freezing and also receives beatings from family and blues clues.

damn bro ima eat yo ass dirauso

dirauso by an ass eater September 29, 2017

Biggus Dickus 

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

Biggus Dickus by netch October 6, 2004

dorkus 

A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness

Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus

dorkus by lj23456 February 24, 2013

Dorkus 

A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus

The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.

Dorkus by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

dirusexual

You are dirusexual, when you feel more consulted to the band Dir en grey than to the male or female gender (or other human in general). You just love Dir en grey, more than everything. Dir en grey is your everything. You are just in love with Dir en grey, only with Dir en grey.

Nimue is dirusexual.

dirusexual by Owarired March 31, 2013

Biggus Dickus 

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.

Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

another guard chuckles

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

more chuckling

Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

chuckle

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

both guards chuckle

So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?

Biggus Dickus by Thatguywithannoyinggirlfriend July 25, 2019