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Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.
“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”
by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025
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finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse
find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
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derivetive

An alternatively-configured securing-device dat is designed somewhat-similarly to a standard "heat 'n' hammer" or "squeeze 'n' pop" fastener.
Molly-bolt and toggle-style drywall anchors are good examples of derivetives.
by QuacksO June 9, 2024
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