Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.

Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!

by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010

Engineering

n. A branch of university education. Usually taken by students who want a job after graduating.

I want to study engineering!

by teh_awsum May 2, 2009

engineering sickness

The inevitable round of cold- or flu-like symptoms that plagues engineering students at least twice a semester, without fail. The primary causes of this illness are exhaustion, stress, lack of exercise, alcoholism, lack of sunlight, poor hygiene, poor diet, and chronic depression.

Woah man, I don't feel so good.
Must be the engineering sickness coming on.

by John Q. Stamos April 4, 2010

SkyMall Engineering

An IT management tactic of promoting and mandating solutions that they do not understand. These solutions were made by looking at the cover of the latest IT trade magazine.

The new "Clould Computing" direction the company is taking is a good piece off SkyMall Engineering.

by fumundah August 26, 2009

african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 10, 2003

afro american engineering

Objects or tasks that are not properly or completely built, installed, and/or finished.
Similar to nigger rigged and jerry rigged.
Unthoroughly fixed object.

That was built with afro american engineering.

by samiam6977 February 4, 2009

engineering

A hard major that results in a good job in the end. Only problem is that there aren't enough girls in engineering.

We need to encourage more girls to take up engineering so that engineering guys can get laid.

by atdevel12345 January 28, 2012