delayed hangover

Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.

Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.

Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.

by All4Us December 29, 2008

slower lower delaware

Any area of Delaware below the C&D Canal. Generally known for it's more Southern and thus slower way of life. Much of slower lower Delaware is rural.

Slower lower Delaware is worlds apart from Northern Delaware.

by wkugs August 28, 2005

Delaware Boner

A male erection that is small and unimpressive.

Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.

by Prozak Morris August 20, 2009

Delaware woman

A Delaware woman is similar to a side chick, but the guy doesn’t have a main chick. The guy in question flirts with lots of girls without intending to “go” anywhere, but he tends to keep his Delaware woman flirting separate.

It seems like you’ve been talking to Pedro– are you guys a thing?

-I like him, but I’m just his Delaware woman.

by youroldhandle February 15, 2019

delawarrior

Someone who is from the state of Delaware.

Guy: What’s up! I heard you were from Delaware too!?
Girl: Yeah, only the best come out of Delaware.
Guy: That’s cause we’re delawarriors!

by osubuck February 3, 2020

Delaware

The most under estimated state in America.
Anywhere you want to go is within 3 hours away.

We know how to party in Delaware. And we have beaches.

by whena January 13, 2008

delayfish

A person who causes others to wait excessively.

Andy still isn't ready! He is such a delayfish.

by JennyS. October 10, 2008