Defriendization

A large-scale deletion of friends from a social networking site. Similar to deforestation, it can have drastic effects on the remaining landscape of your friends list. The people you unfriend may then Facebook chat rape or Facebook stalk your mutual friends, asking why you've cleared an entire forest of people.

"I had to do some serious defriendization on FB after I dumped my stupid ho. No big deal, I hate her skanky, retarded friends anyway. Sorry if they come after you asking what happened, just tell them to get stuffed."

by Rubenonfire February 6, 2010

defrienestrate

To break off online relationships by throwing your computer out a window.

John was so tired of Sarah's frequent inane status updates that he defrienestrated her and lost his new MacBook.

by Brebro November 6, 2009

Defriendsive

V. The Act of Defending a person simply because of a friendship, often when the friend in question has done something wrong.

Girl: "Look that girl is a little crazy sometimes, but hey everybody is!"
Guy: "You're just being defriendsive."

Man 1: "Did Aaron steal my muffin?"
Man 2: "No dude! YOU LEFT IT IN THE RESTAURANT. SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD YOU ACCUSE HIM OF SUCH A TREACHEROUS DEED."
Man 1: "Why are you getting so defriendsive all of the sudden..is something going on?"

by Bry-On and the Offs July 25, 2012

defriendsterate

(verb) - to remove someone from your friends list on a social networking site. it is a play on the words 'friendster' and 'defenestrate' (to throw out a window)

Man I cannot believe that shit JP pulled at the bar. I defriendsterated him as soon as I got home.

by aaronfrancis February 8, 2010

defriendestration

The act of de-friending someone on facebook, often for socio-political reasons.

After getting hired at the firm, Mark defriendestrated Gary whose incessant posting of "your mom" jokes and links to NWS material proved a dangerous liability to the new job. This defriendestration was unbeknownst to Gary, but was reciprocally evident to all their mutual friends.

by jbenez September 6, 2010

defriendzoner

Someone who has been friend-zoned and then magically transforms themselves into a romantic possibility.

Chris was just a friend until I got drunk and made out with him, now I find him incredibly attractive. He's a defriendzoner

by jackiebrown_doob December 17, 2013

Defriendinition

submitting, in some form, your friend's name as a definition on Urban Dictionary

Inundated by defriendinitions, it is understandable that occasionally a few get by the editors.

by Takkislacky January 31, 2010