Deflated

To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.

Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.

by Brittens March 29, 2008

deflategate

To fart, and deflate the colon of intestinal gas.

I just farted, and man that was a deflategate

by Qmaan January 24, 2015

Deflated balloon

A tired person.

Helga felt like a deflated balloon after walking 10 steps. Bill was breathing like a deflated balloon.

by ArmendHammer August 6, 2019

The Deflated Balloon

An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.

-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!

by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009

Deflate Me

SExUaL RABIESSS

She gave me sexual rabies
Deflate me is a term for SEXY TIMESSS

by Falloufboy September 11, 2016

Deflated cow

Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON.

This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away
DO NOT PISS IT OFF

PERSON A: YOU'RE A DEFLATED COW!!!

PERSON B: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANNNNNN

by Proud Member of the shin army September 1, 2019

DeflatedDinoMan

This kid on Halloween who almost passed out.

Kid one: Bro, you good? You look like a DeflatedDinoMan

by PixieCat&OllieDog January 26, 2021